Twat Records

Twat Records was founded in early 2017 in the Empire of Spicy-Memia as the nation's one and only record label for local artists to record Long Plays and Extended Plays onto Vinyl, Tape and Mini-Disk. The company has been renowned for various albums such as Adam Aubrey 's School of Cock and School of Cock II as well as Michael Fapson 's Inspector Faggot.

Stock Listing
On 10 May 2017 then CEO William Martin after meeting with executives listed the company on the Paul Street Stock Market as a money making scheme for Twat Records and most notably himself. Martin initially gave himself 200 hundred shares, later giving 20 to executive Ethan Davis.

Martin sold off around 109 shares (54%) of the company to various investors at different stock prices equating roughly ₱2.00 (£0.20) to ₱0.50 (£0.05) each.

Stock Crash of 12 May 2017
After a few days it was apparent that Martin's money making scheme was not working as expected and thus he told few close friends that he would be selling the company on Friday 12 May 2017.

Eventually as news broke of Twat Records being largely sold, by it's only music producer. Martin then saw the plummeting cost of shares and began to become desperate, attempting to sell the company to a notable Paul Street Stock Broker - Carter Glover for ₱200.00 (£20.00) later down to ₱40.00 (£4.00).

Final Sales and Purchase of Twat Records
At around 12:55 on 12 May 2017 Twat Records sold the last copy of their hit record - School Days to Emma Cannon. Subsequently stocks fell to ₱0.01 (£0.001) and Martin decided to sell the entire company, partially illegally, to Rohan Archer for ₱0.20 (£0.02).